Here's the screenshot:

I'm not sure they could get away with copywriting a scatterplot with a colored background...

I was bored one day and tried to create a pyramid in Tableau that just allowed me to show percent of totals based on a dimension/measure. Sadly, I gave up after a while because I got bored of working out the algebra for finding the various points i would need to generate said triangle .

In general, this is just too much information for me here to even follow. Sure I can understand it, but I would completely ignore this were I at a store and saw this on a product.